Unless you have to work, Saturday (or any other day you consider a “Saturday” when you don’t have to work or go to school) is a great time to simply… relax. Consider using the opportunity to do nothing in particular or only those things you enjoy; the kind of things which will relax your mind, heal and/or pleasure your body and, if necessary, improve your attitude after a long, and perhaps stressful week.
And whether you choose to spend all or part of Saturday indoors or out, remember that you have options on how to use your free time to make the day all about pleasing… YOU!
Face it: it’s hot as fuck somewhere on this globe…perhaps even where you are!
What better way for you to chillax, cool off, and stay cool and sexy than by stepping naked in a public park’s water cascade? (You can deal with any police-given citation for public nudity later!) 😎
Chillaxin’is a portmanteau word/slang term meaning “to chill and relax”. A few hours of fully nude, nearly nude or semi-nude relaxation is both peaceful and healthy for the body, mind and soul. Get into it!
Note: This one is only for the grown ‘n sexy… (First posted to my Masculine Perspectives Facebook page on 201608:14.)
Ahhh…there you are: looking at erotica/porn stored on your computer or at some website. According to the Bible, you’re “lusting after the flesh” (I John 2:16) as you sit or lie in your bed jacking off (aka masturbating) to visuals of men and/or women who aren’t your spouse. Shame of you! LOL! Still, it’s what many of us will be doing today – just like every Sunday. And you know what? There isn’t a damn thing wrong with it!
However, if you’re religious, your pastor or priest may (or will) still consider that a sinful deed “in the eyes of the Lord”. Well, fuck it; and fuck the guilt too, if any. It’s your body and your pleasure, not his. You deserve this pleasure, mate! Enjoy as much of the human eye candy as you can; using it as masturbation inspiration – or what I like to call ‘batespiration. You spend minutes, perhaps even up to an hour getting into you; edging(controlling or delaying orgasm) and jacking yourself off to the heights of sensual, sexual, physical and mental ecstasy; caressing every erogenous zone of your body until you can’t hold back the pending ejaculation and orgasm any longer. Yes! You’re so ready to bust! DO IT!! Your body will thank you, so…DO IT!!
And if there is a god watching, he (or she) probably won’t mind because surely you’ll do it again and again; just as you’ve done many times before; you dirty, sensual, sexy muthafucka!
CHECK IT: Life is too short to not have at least one orgasm a day. Make it a task on your daily things-to-do list. Don’t laugh; I’m serious. Go ahead, bruh. Give yourself an orgasm; you deserve it! And if you have a partner or mate, why not give him or her one too! If time allows, try to do it in the morning…before going to school, work or to some important meeting, particularly to those meetings where you expect tension or boredom is sure to be present. Your mind, body and spirit will thank you as you take on the day with much greater ease after having had an orgasm.
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