A Simple Plea to Year 2016…

Hey 2016, I realize that we all must die someday but check it, g:

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While you’re on a roll of snatching up good people (listed here) why not do us a real solid and snatch up a couple of bad people! For example, please, please, pluh-ease take president-elect Donald J. Trump and vice president-elect Mike Pence away from us before you go, will ya?? Then maybe we’ll forgive you for all those other losses you made us suffer this year.
Thanks!

– RobFather X

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Christmas is OVER!

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FINALLY!!! Christmas Day is OVER and is DONE!!!

Now, each of you who had worked so damn hard to fake being nice and sweet and “filled with Christmas joy and cheer” can begin reverting to your regular, better-known and much-easier-to-recognize (and appreciate) asshole-ish selves.

And please, try to do it before the year is out. Seriously.
Thanks!

– RobFather X