Marvel vs DC Comparison (humor)

I found this meme that compares DC comics and book-based movies with those of Marvel, to be funny as fuck! Yeah, I know some of y’all [DC comic book/movie] lovers will be pissed, perhaps mad as fuck about the comparison but then ask yourselves:
When doesn’t the underlying truth of comparison about the two major comic book publishing houses in the world – Marvel and DC – especially when it’s the truth about movies made – based on comic books from each of those grand comics publishing houses, not made some people mad? Huh? Huh???MEME_Marvel, DC by comparisonCHECK IT: I’m what some might call an “old school” comic book collector. My comic book collecting period ran from 1965 to around 2005. Year 2005 is about the time when I started [more] seriously saving and/or spending my money on buying and/or paying for a house, buying better cars, raising my kid, buying better computers and computer-based/electronic gadget shit, and of course better condoms that felt skin-natural on my dick (and wouldn’t break). In addition to the comics I’ve collected from other comic book publishers, most of my large, still-existing comic book collection consists of comic books from both Marvel and DC – with much of that collection being comic books from…. Marvel! (Always “Make Mine Marvel” first…then I’ll check out the rest!)

Anyway, if you’re “offended” or “insulted” by the comic publishing house comparison and want to get past having your fragile comic book feelings and sensitivities [always] being insulted and hurt (how silly of you!), then simply write a letter to the people who make the DC comic book-based movies and tell them to… step up their game.

Oh, and getting some better actors can’t hurt either. It oughta all be simple.
LMAO!

– RobFather X

The Mid-April Deadline “Sweat Exercise”

RFX-in backyardJust as Star Trek’s James T. Kirk did not believe in a “no-win scenario” (referring to the Kobayashi Maru), so do I not believe in procrastinating in getting my annual tax returns filed. Sure, like many people, I tend to procrastinate with certain tasks. Mainly the reason why I choose to procrastinate is due to my cocky confidence in my ability to get certain tasks done rather easily and in a timely manner. Sometimes I get the task done either the day or the hour before that task is due for completion or reporting. I’m also rather proud of my unique skill to improvise whenever I encounter a problem in completing a procrastinated task. I can’t help but smirk when I learn later that the task which I had finished at “the last-minute” was well-received, well-liked, and much appreciated by others.

Ahhhh….sometimes it’s great to be me!

I tweeted this earlier today  …
RobFather Tweet (13APR2019)1Now, when it comes to doing those accursed annual tax returns (which, like every true-blooded American, I hate doing more than anything), I choose not to procrastinate. It’s been my forty-five-year working citizen experience that regardless of the political party that controls the U.S. government, the damn tax laws – and some of the tax language and meanings on tax forms and tax software, tend to change every year. Even for a non-wealthy single person such as myself, there are often statements and questions on tax filing forms and/or software that can be a head-scratcher!

And so the moment I know that I have all the required forms reflecting my income, deductions, payouts, credits, et al over the previous year (having received all forms either by late January or by the first week in February), I take my first day off work to stay home to complete and file that most hated and completely unnecessary annual report to the U.S. government.

– RobFather X

Happy New Year!

I have never tried nor wanted to grab anyone “by the pussy” (simply isn’t my style nor my character) but I have often tried and sometimes even succeeded, to do what this meme says. LOLBVS!
Carpe ScrotumHere’s to 12 months, 52, weeks, and 365 more days towards making that attempt once again.

– RobFather X