*Sigh* I realize this video clip – while seemingly misogynistic, is humor. Of course it is. Still, it gives me cause to express a few things that came to mind while watching this somewhat-funny video clip.
You see, out of the few females to whom I am related (e.g., my foster mothers, sisters, nieces and cousins) and out all of the females whom I either lived with, dated, had for fuck-buddies or the one to whom I was once married, none were morning coffee drinkers – at least they weren’t around me. That worked well for me because I am not a coffee drinker and very much abhor the odor of scented brown water cooking in the morning. Thus, I’ve never met any female (or any male, for that matter) who acted like the woman in the video; persons who for years I’ve been calling “crazy mandatory morning coffee drinking muthafuckas”. Now, as far as the early menstrual cycle days of those females so mentioned is concerned, I think this video holds a great deal of humorous truth. *chuckles*
BTW: I don’t hate people who drink coffee. However, many of them who “simply need” or who “have to have” their morning coffee each day “just to get their day started”, tend to get on my goddamn nerves with their “I gotta have my morning coffee or my day… along with that of everyone else, will be fucked if I don’t!” childish rants, behavior and attitude. Yes, I said it; and I’m not apologizing if anyone reading this article happens to take offense. Consider that I have probably held my attitude against those “crazy mandatory morning coffee drinking muthafuckas” a lot longer than some of those [who have chosen to take offense] have been drinking it! I certainly am not going to change it now.
Note: This one is only for the grown ‘n sexy… (First posted to my Masculine Perspectives Facebook page on 201608:14.)
Ahhh…there you are: looking at erotica/porn stored on your computer or at some website. According to the Bible, you’re “lusting after the flesh” (I John 2:16) as you sit or lie in your bed jacking off (aka masturbating) to visuals of men and/or women who aren’t your spouse. Shame of you! LOL! Still, it’s what many of us will be doing today – just like every Sunday. And you know what? There isn’t a damn thing wrong with it!
However, if you’re religious, your pastor or priest may (or will) still consider that a sinful deed “in the eyes of the Lord”. Well, fuck it; and fuck the guilt too, if any. It’s your body and your pleasure, not his. You deserve this pleasure, mate! Enjoy as much of the human eye candy as you can; using it as masturbation inspiration – or what I like to call ‘batespiration. You spend minutes, perhaps even up to an hour getting into you; edging(controlling or delaying orgasm) and jacking yourself off to the heights of sensual, sexual, physical and mental ecstasy; caressing every erogenous zone of your body until you can’t hold back the pending ejaculation and orgasm any longer. Yes! You’re so ready to bust! DO IT!! Your body will thank you, so…DO IT!!
And if there is a god watching, he (or she) probably won’t mind because surely you’ll do it again and again; just as you’ve done many times before; you dirty, sensual, sexy muthafucka!
If you have ever regularly attended or are long-time members of a predominately Black/African-American church or, if you’re like me – a person who grew up in a family of relatives who are ministers and/or who hold positions of power, importance and influence in the Black church, then you might be able to relate to many of the negative – yet often true – aspects of this television show about a powerful and wealthy family who run a huge predominately Black/African-American church.
I got drawn to this show shortly after it premiered this past June (2016) from reading some of the Facebook postings of excitement made over it by my friend Christian Mosby; posts which piqued my curiosity about the show. (Thanks Chris. Now I’m hooked!) Some of the scenes and “mini-plots” in Greenleaf remind me of the realities I’ve witnessed firsthand and/or knew about which occurred in a few of the well-known Black churches in Philadelphia that I either attended or had held membership back in my pre-atheist days.
SERIES PLOT: (from the website) Greenleaffollows the unscrupulous world of the Greenleaf family with scandalous secrets and lies and their sprawling Memphis megachurch called Greenleaf World Ministries which has predominantly Black/African-American members. Cast members of this well-written show include (click the names to see photo and bio):
Keith David as Bishop James Greenleaf, charismatic and manipulative leader of Greenleaf World Ministries. (Keith David has always been one of my favorite actors. In fact, he’s one of the main reasons I’m watching this series.)
Lynn Whitfieldas Lady Mae Greenleaf, who is Bishop Greenleaf’s wife and the family matriarch;
Merle Dandridge as Grace ‘Gigi’ Greenleaf. She is Mae and Bishop’s middle daughter who returns to home twenty years after escaping from the family;
Lamman Rucker as Jacob Greenleaf, the eldest, ne’er-do-well son of the Bishop. (Lamman is another favorite actor of mine.)
Kim Hawthorne as Kerissa Greenleaf, Jacob’s ambitious and controlling wife.
Deborah Joy Winans as Charity Greenleaf-Satterlee, the youngest daughter of the Bishop and Minister of Music. (Yes, Deborah is a member of that famous gospel music family!)
Benjamin Patterson as Noah Kendall, the Greenleaf Estate manager and Gigi’s ex. (I have long had a man-crush on this fyne brotha (who is also a model), since I first saw him in the recurring character role of Guy, in the now-defunct Noah’s Arctelevision series years ago.)
Former daytime TV talk show queen Oprah Winfrey is an executive producer and has a recurring role in the series.
Greenleafpremiered on June 21, 2016. You can catch the series Wednesday nights on the OWN [Oprah Winfrey Network] network. Check your TV local listings for broadcast time. Previously aired episodes are on your cable channel’s On-Demand feature and found online at the Greenleaf website or click here. As of this writing, the Greenleaf series is still in its first season. Enjoy!
CHECK IT: Life is too short to not have at least one orgasm a day. Make it a task on your daily things-to-do list. Don’t laugh; I’m serious. Go ahead, bruh. Give yourself an orgasm; you deserve it! And if you have a partner or mate, why not give him or her one too! If time allows, try to do it in the morning…before going to school, work or to some important meeting, particularly to those meetings where you expect tension or boredom is sure to be present. Your mind, body and spirit will thank you as you take on the day with much greater ease after having had an orgasm.