May: National Masturbation Month

May is Masturbation Month (Robz edit)
Yes, May is National Masturbation Month. Not that those of us who already shamelessly masturbate regularly need a special month but it’s nice to know that since 1995, the month of May has been set aside nationally – and perhaps worldwide, to remind and encourage everyone to participate in this very natural, very healthy form of safe and pleasurable sex.
Get into it!

– RobFather X

3 thoughts on “May: National Masturbation Month

  1. This gets a month? An ENTIRE month? as if it hasn’t been getting a smooth 15 years of my life already?

    Sensational. I’ll be sure to properly celebrate.

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