Good Visual Health

RobFather-X eyes (lg)
As part of my annual physical, I got my eyes examined at the VA hospital today. The optometrist said my eyes are fine and that all tests are positively consistent with the optical medical assessment taken last year and the year before.
Kool.
However, I did tell the doctor that perhaps one of the reasons why my eyes might still be healthy is because in spite of the fact that there are many things which one simply cannot avoid seeing or can unsee, I do try to take extra care in minimizing the amount of written, pictorial and videographic shit presented before me each day; mostly especially that which is often posted on Facebook and on Tumblr.

I laughed my sexy brown ass off when I said that but was serious as fuck.

– RobFather X

 

May: National Masturbation Month

May is Masturbation Month (Robz edit)
Yes, May is National Masturbation Month. Not that those of us who already shamelessly masturbate regularly need a special month but it’s nice to know that since 1995, the month of May has been set aside nationally – and perhaps worldwide, to remind and encourage everyone to participate in this very natural, very healthy form of safe and pleasurable sex.
Get into it!

– RobFather X