“I’m bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don’t know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
‘Cause you’re burning up I gotta get it fast”
– Justin Timberlake, R&B, pop recording artist; from the song Sexy Back on the 2006 album FutureSex / LoveSounds
QUESTION: What would you be willing to do for the right money and benefits?
As you think about this – or more likely develop fantasies based on this question, I have one of my own to share! First, this side-note:
The following is HUMOR and purely HYPOTHETICAL.
(Or is it???)
It should be no secret to readers of this blog and to some who know me personally, that I am one of many alpha males who is – most unashamedly, an extremely sexual person on the physical, psychological and spiritual levels. With that said, while I do have principles and values, I would never judge or dismiss the notion of being an exclusive (as in monogamous) male escort to a very wealthy person who happens to be a younger or older female or male. (You read that right; don’t judge me unless you know me.) I would pursue the occupation of being a male escort if I felt that the benefits of being such meant certain financial and material comforts for me.
(It’s just sex.)
Now, before I continue, this important disclaimer must be made:
DISCLAIMER: This article is strictly a hypothetical situation and written in humor. It is not meant – in any way whatsoever, to make any presumptions or judgments about male prostitution or male escort services. In fact, from my very limited knowledge and understanding of this field of occupation of sex-for-pay – and the risks involved, I realize this particular field of sexual gratification service is not all that glamorous or rewarding to some men although it has been the exact opposite for others. Whichever the case, I highly respect and do not and will not judge any man – regardless of his legal age, ethnicity or sexual orientation, who happens to be working in this field – in the so-called “shadow economy”, (click photo to read a story about one male escort) world-wide. I can only hope each man is sexually responsible – both to himself and his clientele, and will always look out for his personal safety.
Now, back to my hypothetical/what-if scenario!
So imagine me, RobFather-X, working as a male escort! Giving sexual favors for the money! I know some of you are probably having a good chuckle right now (and others are cringing at the thought) and that’s kool. I’ve laughed at the idea a few times, too! But you have to admit; this is deep – even for me, right? Well, I must say, some of you don’t know me very well! In another life or even in this life, if matters ever got worse, there are certain things I would be willing to do – if I were attracted to the person and she or he had the right money. (It’s just sex.)
Let’s talk about this far-reaching, unlikely-to-ever-happen situation!
S/N: If you are not clear about what sexual hypotheticals are, I invite you to stop reading at this point and get enlightened by clicking here to read my article, Don’t Fear the Sexual Hypothetical/What-if Scenario! After you’ve read that article, come back. This article will still be here!
As a male escort I would be having a second and (hopefully) exiting and pleasurable new career for a man my age. I could save most of my money and retire off of it! So long as my client is clean and healthy and poses no health risks to me (for I am already quite clean and healthy) I see no reason to turn down any offers for sexual services on a consistent basis for that one person. (It’s just sex.)
I have never paid for sex or sexual favors. In the Navy, when we would travel to foreign countries, any buddy I might be with at the time, usually paid for the prostitute. We’d both end up fucking or get blown by the same woman but no money ever came out of my pocket. I believe my Navy and/or Marine buddies always paid for the sex for both of us because usually I was the one who always paid for our drinks whenever we bar hopped! Funny how certain things work out! The closest my money and anything remotely related to sex have come, goes back to the pre-internet days when I’d buy fuck books – i.e., pornographic magazines at the adult book store, slip some coins at peep shows in such places and when I’d visit gentlemen’s clubs (aka strip clubs). At such clubs, I’ve been known to slip dollars in a few g-strings and between the nude genitalia or buttocks of dancers whose performance or private lap dances I’ve enjoyed. I love watching on-line pornography but I’ve never – and would never – pay for any of it. There is so much free pornography on the web that I believe that anyone who would pay for on-line porn would have to be an idiot!
I’ve never been anyone’s whore, bitch or sex slave. However, I would be willing to make certain exceptions when it comes to certain extremely wealthy people – so long as the money and benefits were right, as I’ve noted earlier. While the pay is negotiable – starting at no less than $100,000/year (I’m good, not greedy), the following are some of the benefits that must be included with the job:
- Paid – in cash, every two weeks.
I do not want a paper trail back to those greedy tax fuckers of the city and state governments and especially not to the fuckin’ Internal Reclaim Service (IRS). I’m already paying my fair share of taxes drawn from my military pension. I think that’s enough citizen contribution from me, considering how there are hundreds, if not thousands of other people and certain entities – like the CHURCH in this country who are not paying ANY taxes! Nope; the money I’d make as an escort is “side money” and is solely mine! Fuck the IRS!
- Use of the home estate or at the very least, be given a room of my own on the client’s property – one with a private bath.
While I would already have my own private residence somewhere in town, I would expect that the client would want me living on his or her premises during the week, available to perform the sexual services for which he or she is paying me. No problem.
- Given a nice car…
… (one of my choosing) which the wealthy client of course, would pay for. Car title and registration would be placed solely in my name. I get to keep the car once my services are no longer needed or if I decide I need to leave the employ. (See Sexual Qualification Point No. 16 below). Client can offer to pay for car maintenance but I shall cover the annual license fees and insurance. With me covering those two important things, I’d be sending the message that I understand the car to indeed be MINE and under MY control. This will hold up in court – next to any local or state laws that cover gifts given to people! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Free medical care…
… from my client’s doctor and/or staying in the best hospitals which my client also uses.
- Given one of those top-notch credit cards
(the kind only wealthy people use) Client will pay the bills.
- Given a generous monthly allowance for personal care expenses.
Check it: I have to keep myself looking and feeling good, right? Pedicures and manicures – which I often do myself, would now be done professionally! Client might as well throw in a gym membership, personal trainer, a weekly masseur and mud bath!
- Given a clothing allowance.
I may be a naturist or nudist but…DUH! I DO wear clothes and when I do, I love to wear NICE clothes – and nice kicks (shoes).
S/N: I’m a regular guy. As such, I like to wear worn-out clothes too – the kind that look trashy – especially on those days when I just want to be lazy and not give a fuck about how I look or smell. That means, just washing my face and brushing my teeth but taking no shower, using no deodorant and just let my manly funk (aka male pheromones) permeate any room I’m in. As an olfactophiliac, that’s such a turn-on for me! And yes, sometimes the rancid odor of my armpits and ball sac gets me sexually hyped! No shame in admitting that! It is what it is! I’ve always said that somebody needs to bottle and sell male pheromones; that person would make some serious bank!!) My client will come to appreciate the method to my madness – or at least enjoy the benefits thereof! Sometimes, it’s all about the funk, baby!
- Invited – but never required – to attend social events/parties that my client would attend.
I assume that I’d be my client’s escort to such functions anyway but I need to make it clear that:
a) I won’t be boxed or hidden away like some doll or sex toy
b) If I’m ever bored or irritated at such functions, I’m simply leaving to go to someplace much more fun and exciting!
I’d imagine some of those uppity-nosed events can be a bit boring and/or filled with snobbish people so it would be best if I’m able to leave before I’m driven to knock someone the fuck out!
- Two days a week off from “work”; a paid two-week (minimum) vacation.
Client will have to remember that this is a job for me – not a relationship, goddamnit!
Few people I care about would be told or know about this new “career” of mine. If I’m ever asked what it is that I do, I’d answer with a straight face and very clearly and proudly say, “I perform male escort services.” Then I’d look for jaws to drop, the raised eyebrow or the judgmental eye. People need to realize that I’m certainly old enough to make my own decisions and not give a damn or have any issues of guilt about what I choose to do – especially when it comes to whom I choose to fuck. I’m not religious nor do I give much of a damn about what other people think; therefore I certainly would have no feelings of conviction or concern about committing some sort of immoral sin or “abominable” act before God. I said it before: it’s just sex, people. Repeat: IT’S JUST SEX! What’s the big deal, right? Besides, if one were to judge my life-long sexual proclivities based on some religious “standards”, that person would find that I am so far beyond having any concerns about being judged for being a masturbator, fornicator and maybe an adulterer too.
“Male escort”, “male companion”, “male prostitute”, “gigolo” “paid sex slave” or whatever label you want to stick to my new occupation, the fact is, I’m getting paid, baby! I would feel quite at ease with an occupation of this sort because unlike many younger people who would whore themselves at the proverbial “New York minute” or for the cheapest thrill, I would be a different, if not unique type of male escort; one who is already psychologically prepared and equipped with certain advantages that would permit me to be a much more loyal and monogamous employee of sex to my wealthy client. (It’s just sex.)
Now, in no particular order, I present some sexual qualification points:
- I am a Black male.
As such, I am masculine and sexual in nearly all aspects.
- I am my own man and a man of principles – principles which I establish myself.
I do what I please, when I please and as I please. I will go where I want, when I want. I am the final determining factor for what I choose to do – or not do, particularly when it involves my cock, ass, tongue and body as a whole.
- I am highly discreet and loyal.
- I most comfortable IN my sexuality, WITH my sexuality and ABOUT sexuality.
- I have the benefit of wisdom and knowledge…
… about most things sexual and a healthy degree of good sense where that is concerned.
- I possess years of open-minded sexual experience.
However, there are certain things I simply do not like to do and will not do and certain lines I simply will not cross for all the money in the world. (See Sexual Qualification Point No. 2.)
- I am sexually healthy and have been all my life.
I have never contracted an STD or STI. I get tested semi-annually for HIV and other STDs/STIs. I will not work for a client whose sexual health is in question.
- I regularly practice good masculine hygiene and grooming.
I will expect potential clients to do the same. I simply do not – and will not do nastiness and filth!
- I have a talent for discerning or “reading” people.
- I have a certain degree of stubbornness…
… which has always protected me from ever being manipulated, “psyched out”, taken advantage of, controlled or blackmailed or being forced to do something against my will. I also consider myself a master of CYA (“cover your ass”). (See Sexual Qualification Point Nos. 1, 2, 3 and 6, and 11)
- I possess certain street smarts.
S/N: Growing up in the ‘hoods of Philadelphia, you learn a lot – and you learn it fast! I also have a formal education and twenty years of military education, training and experience.
- I have years of experience in meeting and surpassing certain challenges of life.
In other words, I can hold my own in any stressful situation.
- I love to have fun; I possess a great sense of humor and wit and a pleasing personality.
- I appear younger than my physical age (although I am older than most men in this occupation)…
– at least according to what I’ve been told by many other people.
- I consider myself reasonably physically fit, healthy and attractive for a man my age.
This simply means that I’m not “too attractive” or so attractive to the point where others might want or “desire” me sexually and therefore cause some jealous friction or competitive drama to be created with my client over or about me. As a rule on that note, I work for one client at a time.
- I know when to leave…
… and I WILL leave the employ of my client if ever I feel disrespected, grow tired or bored with servicing said client or if the client decides my services are no longer needed. Once I am done with a client, under no circumstances shall I return to work for or service that person.
If you are a potential client (I’m talking one with really deep pockets – as in wealthy… with nearly a personal net worth of a BILLION or more dollars to your name) and one who is lonely and/or in need of the sexual services of an older, mature, yet all-true Black man , then contact me. So long as you are an equal opportunity employer then I am an equal opportunity lover! Until then, I’ll be searching for my first wealthy client! (Remember; it’s just sex.)
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