Perhaps You [Guys] Can Relate…

THAT MOMENT WHEN…
… the head and/or the shaft of your dick is sore as fuck several hours later – and the next day, too – after having rubbed it vigorously (while watching porn, of course) because you didn’t bother to apply spit or some kind of slick lube to it first. UGH!
(NOTE: Precum doesn’t always do the job of lubrication, fellas.)

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Chillaxin’…

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Chillaxin’ is a portmanteau word/slang term meaning “to chill and relax”. A few hours of fully nude, nearly nude or semi-nude relaxation is both peaceful and healthy for the body, mind and soul.
Get into it!

– RobFather X

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A Simple Plea to Year 2016…

Hey 2016, I realize that we all must die someday but check it, g:

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While you’re on a roll of snatching up good people (listed here) why not do us a real solid and snatch up a couple of bad people! For example, please, please, pluh-ease take president-elect Donald J. Trump and vice president-elect Mike Pence away from us before you go, will ya?? Then maybe we’ll forgive you for all those other losses you made us suffer this year.
Thanks!

– RobFather X

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TRANSITIONS: Carrie Fisher, ‘Star Wars’ actress

carrie-fisher-actress-in-star-wars-rfxp-prodCarrie Fisher, American actress known famously for her role as Princess Leia in Star Wars films and who was an author, screenwriter, producer and public speaker, transitioned on Tuesday, December 27, 2016. She was the daughter of famed Hollywood actress/entertainer Debbie Reynolds and American entertainer Eddie Fisher.

Fisher was born Carrie Frances Fisher on October 21, 1956. She died in Los Angeles, California following a massive heart attack. Carrie Fisher was 60 years old.

– RobFather X

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Christmas is OVER!

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FINALLY!!! Christmas Day is OVER and is DONE!!!

Now, each of you who had worked so damn hard to fake being nice and sweet and “filled with Christmas joy and cheer” can begin reverting to your regular, better-known and much-easier-to-recognize (and appreciate) asshole-ish selves.

And please, try to do it before the year is out. Seriously.
Thanks!

– RobFather X